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| HUMORING WOMEN |
There’s nothing like a good laugh... it rejuvenates you, spurs you on to go ahead in the maze of life . So let’s join the laughter club of Eve’s Times and put a BIG smile on everybody’s face. Send in jokes and funny incidences and anecdotes to editor@evestimesonline.com and win prizes. Send in your entries with your photograph.
LIFE’S ALL ABOUT MAN-AGING!
- Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
- What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
- If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.
- Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.
- Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
- Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
- Definition of a bachelor - a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
- Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
- Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
- Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
- If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
- If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
- Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
- Sadly, all men are created ( and considered & treated) equal.
Contributed by the Wise Women’s Council (WWC)
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