Adolescence

The age when a girl’s voice changes from ‘No’ to ‘Yes’.

The period when children are certain they will never be as stupid as their parents.

The period when a youngster apologizes to his friends for having old fashioned parents.

The time when a boy goes from a Mickey Mouse watch to a Marilyn Monroe watch.

The  time in a boy’s life when he notices that a girl notices he is noticing her.

The time in a boy’s life when he refuses to believe that one day he will be a cabbage like his father.