A Cow standing on the road
Was shouting “F… F…”
U know y?
Guess.
B cos
F=ma
Newton’s 2nd Law…

2 humans
ascended a certain geological
protuberance to collect
a hydride of oxygen, who’s quantity is not specified
One member descends dramatically
Suffering mechanical damage to the cranial
Part of his anatomical structure
The 2nd member follows the first in a similar series
Of rapid, irregular movements…

For you, in simple English…
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after

Thermodynamic Law of Romance
“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed.