We invite contributions from readers on any comments or quotes that they have read that extol or degrade to women, to be published in Eve’s times. The idea is to caution people who let their tongues wag a lot and also to bring to notice such harmful pests who harbour hazardous notions about their wonderful counterparts! We picked up a few samples from the cyber world. A whack on the back to these malicious mortals who float such demeaning jokes on the net!

Woes of Me (a) n!

• Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.


• One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.


• I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.


• My wife is an excellent housekeeper. Every time she gets a divorce, she keeps the house.


• When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.


• I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me.


• If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.


• Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.


• I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.


• If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!


• In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.


• How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.